now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
where am i from again
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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