You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's blow job season.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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