i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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