after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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