dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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