2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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