I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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