our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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