So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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