I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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