don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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