drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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