I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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