She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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