U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
please don't ironically join a cult
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