evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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