Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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