if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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