NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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