Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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