before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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