Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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