your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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