oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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