that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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