No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize