so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is wine microwaveable?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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