Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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