If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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