What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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