There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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