I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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