Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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