Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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