if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
