i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Sponge bath it is.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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