I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake