well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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