if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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