i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I need to stop coming to work sober
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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