farters have to be the big spoon...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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