When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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