i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
