The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we should paint friendship bongs
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