I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it glows. i had to have it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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