i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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