waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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