so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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