BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We don't watch enough power rangers
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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