Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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