She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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