Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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