so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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